Howay the lasses

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 We could thrash Andora
Even with my missus Nora
Playing up front on her own
Axe that duo from Chelsea
And play my cousin Elsie
In midfield with her sister Joan.
It’s a game we must win
So bring in Dame Vera Lynn
To partner Delia Smith in attack
Make Vanessa Feltz keeper
Bab’s Windsor as sweeper
With big Hattie Jacques at the back.
Add Kelly Holmes pace
Zara Philips royal grace
To try to save McClarens bacon
Maggie Thatcher no less
To get us out of this mess
Andora are there for the taken.


Source: https://footballpoets.org/poems/howay-the-lasses/