I Love Ronaldo

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 The very second that I saw
Him play in the World Cup
I knew at once I was in love
With Ronaldo’s haircut

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 He was gorgeous enough without it
But with it, I must say
He looks so good, I wouldn’t have him
Any other way

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 The way he plays, makes my heart skip
A beat, once in a while
But the one thing I just can’t resist
Is that buck toothed smile

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Those teeth are so gleaming white
And the gap between them is cool
So when he scores, I celebrate
Like a love-struck fool

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 If only I could meet him and
Explain the way I feel
I don’t care if he is overweight
I’d cook his every meal

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 I love him more than I love
Tim Henman, would you believe
Tim was just a childhood crush
But Ronnie’s the real thing


Even though I love Tim Henman, Ronaldo is so much better looking

Source: https://footballpoets.org/poems/i-love-ronaldo/