In Praise of Stewards

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 The stewards there at Lansdowne Road
Lined up beneath the stand
Make sure that all the entrances
Are excellently manned.
Their scope of responsibility
Is frequently expanding,
But, lined up there so helpfully,
They’re very under-standing.


Sorry. Four straight wins for Brian Kerr’s Green and White Army is obviously affecting my sense of humour.

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