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Me Mate

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Me mate, and he’ll remain un-named,
so that he may be unashamed,
is normally a great ‘keeper, see,
in fact he’s nearly as good as me,
but one day he just lost his head,
he let in 6, played like he was dead,
his team-mates didn’t understand,
the defenders tried to get him hanged,
and what caused such an awful thing?
He forgot to put his contacts in!

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Notes

an absolutely true story.

as someone with 20:20 vision, I laughed till I cried!

Source: https://footballpoets.org/poems/me-mate/