My Mum the Football Tart

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Alan Hansen, Ally McCoist, Alan Ball what is she like?
Give me strength mum take a hike!
Football is not about how a player does look
Get in the kitchen you need to cook!

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Now shes into Wayne Rooney
I swear I’ll end up going looney!!!
Not knowing the rules of our beautiful game
Reading OK for Becks and the fame.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Don’t get me wrong my ma is fab
But you should hear her she can’t have gab!!!
Offside what is that she would ask
Pull up a chair mum this is quite a task.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 So I explain the rules of the game
Mum looks puzzled all the same
Giving up I admit defeat
To my mum I am beat!!!

Source: https://footballpoets.org/poems/my-mum-the-football-tart/