Payment by Results

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 You’re paid by results
Said the Gaffer one day
You’re paid by the effort you put in
If you not going to try
And score goals, by and by
Then you’ll have to be sold, so get stuck in!

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 I’ve tried to get through
Your expensive haircut
The reason you get all that dough man
Is you’re paid to score goals
To keep you off the dole
Now has all that got through to your brain man

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 You’re paid by the goal,
You’re paid by the ball
You’re paid so much people think I’m mad
You’d better run fast,
‘Cos if you come last,
I’ll kick you, and not in your shin pads

Source: https://footballpoets.org/poems/payment-by-results/