Is Old Red Nose feeling Keeganed
As the pressure starts to mount
Will hairdryers be reeling
If those points in front run down?
Will dressing room walls be tea stained
As an old bloke’s nerves get frazzled
Will Berbatov and young Rooney Wayne
Stay fit enough to climb back in the saddle?
If The Gel boy gets his self hurt
Will he place all blame on him
As their season turns from bad to worse
With a “we should have won it” run in?
Mind games and Chinese whispers
Sly digs and Gawd knows what?
Are they ploys to disguise an achilles heel
Wizened knight seen in his squad?
As a fan whose team had a gaffer
With far, far too much to say
I’d prefer our man shut his mouth and manage us
For the wages our club pay!