Pulses And Ratings Are Soaring!

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Sofa’s are being reclaimed from the blokes
As birds turn on to the beautiful game
“Switch on the beeb babe I just wanna see
Which pundits on match of the day”!

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Swooning is looming in living rooms
As the pulse rate turns up with the heat
“I don’t give a toss babe how the Germans got on
Or by how many the Ukraine were beat”!

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Arguments are brewing on who has the remote
As fast channel hopping takes place
All of a sudden there’s calm in the room
As his good looks cause heart beats to race

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Who is it that’s causing this interest
Where the m.o.d ratings have soared?
It’s surely not just “The Football”
Though some fabulous goals have been scored

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 She’s glued to that box that “I don’t normally watch
When him and his mates take in the match
Maybe I should take a little more interest
At what turns on me man and the chaps”!

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 “There’s a bloke on there speaks
Seven languages babe”She says
As she starts to feel feint
Can it be Adrian she’s talking about?
His broad Brummie accent is what you’d call quaint

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 Is it that mimicker that’s known as Lineker
Or Ian Wright and his streetwise bravado
Maybe it’s Hansen that the birds are a fancyin?
But my money says…..Leonardo!





Source: https://footballpoets.org/poems/pulses-and-ratings-are-soaring/