Her heart on fire
But for whom?
Which manager is it makes her bloom?
We know she considers Paul Jewell a gem
And she’s not Nancy nor Faria, so it’s certainly not Sven
So, a bloke trying to be both circumspect and girly :
Grey flecked temples don’t do it (Mourinho), so would it be curly?
None spring to mind, Keegan’s locks lopped long ago
And Seaman’s pony tail this week too, on some tv show
Yes, I digress, he’s not a manager, more like ex-keeper
Maybe she goes for cerebral, someone thinking deeper?
Arsene? Too Gallic?
Couldn’t picture him as phallic.
Stuart Pearce? Too fierce?
Curbs? Perhaps peturbs?
Mark Hughes? Too sparky?
Mick McCarthy – too narky?
Steve McLaren – hardly Formula One
Martin Jol & David Moyes? Can’t exactly see them having fun.
And O’Leary? Too dreary?
Reggie Perrin – likely to disappear soon
Souey – tied to the Toon
Tho he has the Liverpool connection
Sir Alex? Too ruddy in complexion
Big Sam, Little Sam? If she likes a lived in face
Then Allardyce towers over the la from Liver space
Rafa – certainly the man in her affections, but too cuddly
Steve Bruce? She’d have to call a truce, e’en tho he’s nearer Dudley
Surely, more phew, than phoaar!
So who is it, takes her fancy?
Robbo – just the jobbo?
Nah – my money’s on
Fulham’s Chris Cole_mon