Rob Green went completley mental,
celebrating, striker style,
Rob Green is a brilliant genius,
who should be top of England’s pile.
Rob’s not as stupid as Jermaine looks,
shifting his weight in a way so slight.
Rob, he knew it was going left,
and by God was he right.
And our Rob stops every shot,
Old Paul never bothers for England,
David James is a bit Jekyl and Hyde,
and Scott Carson could use a hand.