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Telephone Numbers

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 How much is he worth?
How much did we pay?
So many numbers
Followed
By a bagful of zeros.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Is that per week?
Hells teeth!!!
I hope he’s worth it,
Cry the fans,
As they’ll be footing the bill.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 His weeks pay
I have to work two years for.
And how much goes to the leeches?
Will no one cry
ENOUGH!

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Notes

After Bobby Robson’s comment how, in the real world, footballers would be hard pressed to get a job at £20k a year, let alone £20k a week.
And guess who the leeches are!

Source: https://footballpoets.org/poems/telephone-numbers/