The Impossible Task

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 For the want of a woman
A wanton woman
I’d wash the dishes
Fillet the fishes
Carve the meat
Sweep her off her feet
Make the beds
Give up the Reds
Hang on a second
Scratch that last line
That’s going too far

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 I’d do the cooking
All the holiday booking
Walk the dog
Clean the bog
Scrub the floor
Varnish the door
Throw out Sooty
Relinquish the footy
Hold your horses
Reverse, rewind
I’d rather go blind

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Why is it women want the impossible?

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 OK, so there are women out there who like football –
About .001% of the female population
But they’re like the next English England manager –
Hard to find!

Source: https://footballpoets.org/poems/the-impossible-task/