The Nudists Cup Final

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 The Nudists Cup Final was fought out last May,
The Millennium Stadium was brimmin’,
Just one single man on the terrace that day,
And eighty five thousand old women.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 The stands were an ocean of pink and brown scarves,
All come to cheer on the debacle.
The match, like their bums, was a game of two halves,
And each player was sharp in the tackle.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 The goalie was injured when he dived on a thistle,
Though the doctor was very impressed.
The referee sported a very small whistle,
And a streaker ran on fully dressed.

Source: https://footballpoets.org/poems/the-nudists-cup-final/