The Wobbly Keeper

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 England’s number one goalie
is having a dodgy spell,
he looks very jittery
isn’t he very well ?

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 England’s number one stopper
doesn’t look at his best,
but he still gets picked
so is he better than the rest ?

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 England’s number one keeper
makes us fans of England sweat,
as he keeps making mistakes
and likes picking balls out of his net.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 England’s number one between the posts
who wears Manchester City’s Sky Blue,
but this season he looks more at ease
doing adverts on the telly for hair shampoo.

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 England’s number one looks dodgy
but he’s Hodgson’s blue eyed boy
so if he has another nightmare
we can put the blame on Roy !



Joe Hart has been out of form for a while now but still gets picked for club and country.

He has been a good keeper, so why the drop in form is anybody’s guess ?

Maybe the reason he keeps letting the ball slip through his fingers is all that shampoo on his hands !

Source: https://footballpoets.org/poems/the-wobbly-keeper/