Things To Do Today

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 If promoted
Buy champagne
Drink till you fall
Get up again

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 If relegated
Buy champagne
Drink holy water and pray
That you get up again



They say the only way is up, but in football, the road to victory always seems like a marathon. There are no short cuts to success but you can rely on the trusty trapdoor of relegation to get you down in a hurry.
Then it slams shut, your team lose the key and who knows when you get back again? Well done to Sunderland and Birmingham, one season bouncing return – that’s the way to do it…make it stick this time fellas

Source: https://footballpoets.org/poems/things-to-do-today/