To a lunatic

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Your flailing arms have got you some stick,
lets face it you’re just not that quick.
When everything’s covered, and it’s all fine,
Why not stay on your flaming line?

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Jens Lehmann should get the sack,
before I have a heart attack.
Takes fifity seconds to concede
from a simple backpass, what’s the need.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Now Manu Almunia is safe and calm,
and actually does more good than harm.
And Lukasz Fabianski must be good,
like all the keepers with Polish blood.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Is he really injured, or have we all guessed,
that Lehmann is not really the best?
The man is nuts and can’t see reason,
he’s certainly no Davie Seaman.



After THAT game against Fulham that we won despite THAT error by one Jens Lehmann last season, I submitted a poem entitled “I forgive Jens Lehmann” After the ridiculous error against Blackburn I am now very glad the poem was not published as I do not forgive Jens Lehmann. Normally I am loathe to scorn a fellow keeper but you must draw the line somewhere.

Source: https://footballpoets.org/poems/to-a-lunatic/