1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Uriah! Uriah!
Your name sounds like it was chosen
from a medical dictionary
But your performance was far from clinical
when you denied the Baggies a penalty
Not that I’m complaining
‘cos you saved the Whites two points
And you gave the papers something else to write
other than how crap we were.

Source: https://footballpoets.org/poems/uriah/