Friday, June 27th, 2014
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Jurgen Klinsmann, wunderkind
Waves his magic wand
On a journeyman squad
With bags of promise
From the land of apple pie
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Joachim Low picks his nose
Rolls it, flicks it
An scores a goal
The rain pours down
As both teams qualify.
© Kev 2014
A disgusting saying and a thing we used to do as kids…Joachim son. So what’s your excuse?
Two half decent teams these. Nothing special, but half decent.
Stay well, be lucky and keep smiling.
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12th June 2021 at 5:56 am
Great imagery Steve. Ran into a mate who is a City fan yesterday…It’s hard to take but a journey. At least you have the Euros to focus on…keep on ..More please.
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11th June 2021 at 7:18 am
Loving the coach’s ‘why we went out of the tournament’ clichés John! We can but dream though.
9th June 2021 at 9:28 pm
Brillant Sharon. Take me back!
7th June 2021 at 9:27 pm
A football lover’s lament. Beautifully measured poem on the great divide. Thank you, Crispin.
7th June 2021 at 8:06 pm
Thanks for this, Crispin, a souvenir of a memorable night. Reading it brought tears to my eyes. Commiserations to City fans, I thought your name was on the trophy this time.
7th June 2021 at 7:20 pm
Thanks Greg for your valued slant on the sad booing of The Knee’ in both Riverside England pre-Euros friendlies this week.
We love Paul Canoville and all that he stands for on this site. Stuart Butler and I have both worked with him at Chelsea and Clik The Mouse is a huge lifelong Blues fan. I’m incredibly proud to be mentioned in his book Black & Blue. Paul’s story is phenomenal, the things he endured.
Keep them coming Greg and let’s hear more from you in the Euros. Crispin
20th May 2021 at 11:38 am
Great verse….says it all Alex C
17th May 2021 at 1:29 pm
Cheers Crispin, yeah I’m absolutely gagging to get out there and start ranting at people again. Online zoom gigs have been a godsend and invaluable for the sanity – but nothing like the real thing!
13th May 2021 at 4:02 pm
Nice one Steve .. bet you can’t wait to get back to doing live gigs….keep on best C.
13th May 2021 at 3:53 pm
Great poem and memory..I hated heading a Casey playing for my school.
Good luck to Tranmere v Morecambe in the L2 Play Offs..unless of cxourse.. we (FGR) get past Newort and have to play you agan at Wembley! C