You’re Supposed To Be In Goal (Hartless Rant)

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Oh Joe Hart …Joe Hart
where do we begin to start
I start to loathe and dread half-times
to see what you’ve endorsed this time
your ads are never far apart
you should be in Exchange & Mart
at cringey-acting you’re the best
Head and Shoulders above the rest
I tear my fingers thru my hair
your shampoo ads are ev’rywhere
and ev’ry time you make a save
it’s like Gillette a close close shave
you must smell gorgeous when you fart
O Joey Joey Joey Hart

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 (Chorus..)
O Joey Hart O Joey Hart
It’s not like you’re a movie star
you’re not exactly Zac Effron
even when your dandruff’s* gone
why did you get it* any way
with all the products chucked your way?

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Sir Joey Hart what can I do
I’d love to have your agent too
you’re always on between the games
promoting products with your name
and when the chips are really down
you always hand Doritos round
you’ve done Vauxhall and crap soft drinks
from flash cars to the kitchen sink
while you’re supposed to be in goal
you’ve sold yourself and sold your soul
for rubbish items large or small
..so don’t you think once and for all…

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 ….it’s time to focus…. on football?


Source: https://footballpoets.org/poems/youre-supposed-to-be-in-goal-hartless-rant/