Soton 2-1 Chelsea (proud of the lads – up in the stands)
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sitting in the wrong end
cheering for the wrong team
wearing the wrong colours…
whither my enduring dream?
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all thanks, I suppose
to my lil sis
an’ her south coast sanctuary
contented wedded bliss
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so me an lil bruv
nephew, Tim an’ my boys
standing amongst the Saints
astonished by the noise
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the game itself was good
the banter better still
the fans sing to and fro
not a bother to the Bill
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the battle of the fans –
all during play
“Champions of Europe….”
“We’ll sing it ‘til May!”
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“Champions of Europe….”
“You’re ‘avin a larf!”
greets every mis-control
all through the half
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so one-a-piece at the break
Rodrigues after a classy one-two
JT equalises with a header
more battle to ensue
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after the interval
ref gives a dodgy free
Lambert lashes in
St Mary’s erupts in glee
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still the fans sing their numbers
and we refrain from our booing
but one substitution brought a chorus
of “You don’t know what you’re doing!!”
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there’s no terrace argy-bargy
the Reds happy with their lot
but Blues busting Benny *
reckon he’s lost the plot
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Chelsea up the tempo
Saints standing firm
Torres totally toothless
makes you wanna squirm
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Londoners start heading early
berated on their way
“Is there a fire drill??!!”….
the end of the affray!
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Saint’s sing in unison:
“there’s only one-Poche-tino”
they leave on a high
to champers and vino
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but kudos to the choirs
for there’s one thing I suspect –
instead of itchin’ for a fight **
they left in respect
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