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Denys E. W. Jones

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    Selling to survive is an art.
    Some clubs do it exceptionally well.

    They flog their star player for a princely sum,
    Then unearth two nuggets that make their Ground hum.
    Two young, bright prospects who […]

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    The whole week long we trained hard for this match.
    We practised corners, throw-ins, penalties.
    And free kicks too, from fifteen, twenty yards.
    Next came an hour of dribbling around cones,
    To make sure […]

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    Well I don’t know why we’re feeling this fright,
    But it’s clear that something ain’t quite right.
    And our noses feel so out of joint,
    Three games played and not a single point!
    Clowns in the Boardroom, […]

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    When I was just a little boy,
    I asked my mother who I’d support.
    Would it be Villa, Leeds or Man U?
    Here is her proud retort:

    “Que sera sera,
    Whatever will be will be.
    You’re gonna be a Toffee, […]

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    Two nations went to Germany
    In search of Silverware.
    Now read these lines of poetry
    To see how they both fared.

    The Scots played with true grit and pride,
    But they could not progress.
    Their fans […]

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    We’ve had the Premier League Campaign,
    Plus two domestic Cups.
    Three European Tournaments,
    Now isn’t that enough?

    No, we have not yet had our fill,
    Our thirst is still not slaked.
    There’s more to […]

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    Man City won the Premier League,
    Their fourth one in a row!
    And they have won much more besides,
    From strength to strength they go.

    But judging by this dear website,
    The world would hardly know it. […]

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    Denys E. W. Jones commented on a poem on Football Poets 7 months ago

    Nice work, Joe. You were quick off the mark with that! Good one from Richard Williams too I see.

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    Denys E. W. Jones commented on a poem on Football Poets 7 months ago

    Thanks Joe,
    you might like to write a poem yourself on the same subject…

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    “Twenty-five percent possession?
    Doesn’t sound that much.
    Twenty-five percent possession?
    Surely not enough.
    Twenty-five percent possession?
    Reckon we’ll need more.
    Let the Red Shirts hog the ball, […]

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    There was a lack of football on TV.
    So you invented the Champions League.
    But now your players are so tired you say.
    Wheeze is to scrap FA Cup match replays.

    Chop, change, tinker and tweak.
    When will […]

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    You take ten points off.
    You give four points back.
    Off, back, off, back,
    You hang ’em on a rack.
    You do the Hokey Cokey,
    And you turn around,
    Is that what it’s all about?

    You take two more off. […]

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    The forecast isn’t too good today –
    The sky is o’ercast and grey.
    By three pm ’twill be bucketing down,
    ‘Least that’s what the weathermen say.
    But my favourite team is playing at home,
    And there are […]

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    When Dominic finds the Net again, hurrah, hurrah,
    We’ll give him a stand’ ovation then, hurrah, hurrah.
    We’ll all beg for his autograph,
    And a selfie, and we’ll share a laugh,
    And we’ll be all smiles […]

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    You take ten points off.
    You give four points back.
    Off, back, off, back,
    You shake ’em in a sack.
    You do the Hokey Cokey,
    And you turn around,
    Is that what it’s all about?

    26/2/24
    Denys E. W. Jones

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    It’s our first season back in the Top Flight,
    Our learning curve’s still pretty steep.
    We’re keeping our heads above water,
    But sometimes said water’s too deep.

    Atalanta paid visit on Sunday,
    Came […]

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    We cried “Bring on the Hatters!”
    We thought “Already won.”
    But Luton Town would not lie down,
    Defeated us two-one.
    So out of the Cup we crash.
    Our Silverware hopes are in tatters.
    Note to selves should […]

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    At Selhurst Park they sent Dom off,
    Though it was ne’er a foul.
    They’re threat’ning yet more points to dock,
    They kick us when we’re down.

    But we are made of steely stuff,
    We’ve got hairs on our […]

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    Yuletide is fast approaching,
    And all the talk’s of gifts.
    Old Santa’s gearing himself up
    To work his yearly shift.

    The kids are writing letters,
    To make clear every wish.
    And adults too are at it, […]

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    Denys E. W. Jones commented on a poem on Football Poets 1 year ago

    Thanks Gacina, glad you liked it, and I have just posted a new one about our points deduction…

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