• Sed Non Satiata
    We’ve had the Premier League Campaign, Plus two domestic Cups. Three European Tournaments, Now isn’t that enough? No, we have not yet had our fill, Our thirst is still not slaked. There’s more to come in Germany, And frankly we can’t wait. Our mouths are moist, we lick our lips, The prospect’s so appealing. Though […]
  • What’s it like to have no Poets?
    Man City won the Premier League, Their fourth one in a row! And they have won much more besides, From strength to strength they go. But judging by this dear website, The world would hardly know it. Because this Trophy-hogging team Does not have any poet. West Ham have got Joe Morris. The Reds have […]
  • Twenty-Five Percent
    “Twenty-five percent possession? Doesn’t sound that much. Twenty-five percent possession? Surely not enough. Twenty-five percent possession? Reckon we’ll need more. Let the Red Shirts hog the ball, No doubt they will score.” Hunger, pride and nude aggression, They can take you far. You don’t need too much possession, Sometimes less is more. Plus a Ground […]
  • FA Cup Replays
    There was a lack of football on TV. So you invented the Champions League. But now your players are so tired you say. Wheeze is to scrap FA Cup match replays. Chop, change, tinker and tweak. When will you leave us supporters in peace? If for more fiddling you feel there’s a need, Why not […]
  • Updated Hokey Cokey
    You take ten points off. You give four points back. Off, back, off, back, You hang ’em on a rack. You do the Hokey Cokey, And you turn around, Is that what it’s all about? You take two more off. Two more docked. Off, docked, off, docked, It’s way over the top. It isn’t okey […]