• FA Cup Replays
    There was a lack of football on TV. So you invented the Champions League. But now your players are so tired you say. Wheeze is to scrap FA Cup match replays. Chop, change, tinker and tweak. When will you leave us supporters in peace? If for more fiddling you feel there’s a need, Why not […]
  • Updated Hokey Cokey
    You take ten points off. You give four points back. Off, back, off, back, You hang ’em on a rack. You do the Hokey Cokey, And you turn around, Is that what it’s all about? You take two more off. Two more docked. Off, docked, off, docked, It’s way over the top. It isn’t okey […]
  • The Lads in the Rain
    The forecast isn’t too good today – The sky is o’ercast and grey. By three pm ’twill be bucketing down, ‘Least that’s what the weathermen say. But my favourite team is playing at home, And there are three points to gain. So come to the Football Ground with me, And cheer on the Lads in […]
  • When Dominic Finds The Net
    When Dominic finds the Net again, hurrah, hurrah, We’ll give him a stand’ ovation then, hurrah, hurrah. We’ll all beg for his autograph, And a selfie, and we’ll share a laugh, And we’ll be all smiles when Dominic scores again. Our Dominic’s gone right off the boil, alas, alas. He works so hard, he sweats […]
  • The Hokey Cokey
    You take ten points off. You give four points back. Off, back, off, back, You shake ’em in a sack. You do the Hokey Cokey, And you turn around, Is that what it’s all about? 26/2/24 Denys E. W. Jones