• Bring On The Hatters
    At Selhurst Park they sent Dom off, Though it was ne’er a foul. They’re threat’ning yet more points to dock, They kick us when we’re down. But we are made of steely stuff, We’ve got hairs on our chest. We live up to our motto proud – “Nil Satis But The Best!” The Replay was […]
  • All We Want For Christmas
    Yuletide is fast approaching, And all the talk’s of gifts. Old Santa’s gearing himself up To work his yearly shift. The kids are writing letters, To make clear every wish. And adults too are at it, Young, Old, Black, White, Poor, Rich. It seems all want a present, Well, all except us Blues. We’re sitting […]
  • Points Deduction
    You’ve taken ten points off us, But we are not dismayed. There’s plenty more still up for grabs, Loads matches to be played. Of ten points you have stripped us, But we’re not mice, we’re men. So we’ll just roll our sleeves up, And win them back again. You’ve really raised our hackles, We feel […]
  • Three Teams Worse Than Us
    The Table don’t look healthy, We’ve really messed things up. But we’re not worried in the least, There’s three teams worse than us … I popped into the barber’s, To get my long hair clipped. The owner is a Koppite, He likes to takes the Mick. He said “Oh, hi there Bluenose, For you the […]
  • Basement Blues
    I woke up this mornin’. Turned on my TV. Bad nooz was comin’ From the Premier League. They read out the rankings, OMG, what a fright. Cos right down there at the bottom were… My beloved Blue and Whites! Yeah, we’re stuck down in the Basement, Not a single team below. When you’re anchored to […]