• Man City won the Premier League, Their fourth one in a row! And they have won much more besides, From strength to strength they go. But judging by this dear website, The world would hardly know it. Because this Trophy-hogging team Does not have any poet. West Ham have got Joe Morris. The Reds have […]
  • “Twenty-five percent possession? Doesn’t sound that much. Twenty-five percent possession? Surely not enough. Twenty-five percent possession? Reckon we’ll need more. Let the Red Shirts hog the ball, No doubt they will score.” Hunger, pride and nude aggression, They can take you far. You don’t need too much possession, Sometimes less is more. Plus a Ground […]
  • There was a lack of football on TV. So you invented the Champions League. But now your players are so tired you say. Wheeze is to scrap FA Cup match replays. Chop, change, tinker and tweak. When will you leave us supporters in peace? If for more fiddling you feel there’s a need, Why not […]
  • You take ten points off. You give four points back. Off, back, off, back, You hang ’em on a rack. You do the Hokey Cokey, And you turn around, Is that what it’s all about? You take two more off. Two more docked. Off, docked, off, docked, It’s way over the top. It isn’t okey […]
  • The forecast isn’t too good today – The sky is o’ercast and grey. By three pm ’twill be bucketing down, ‘Least that’s what the weathermen say. But my favourite team is playing at home, And there are three points to gain. So come to the Football Ground with me, And cheer on the Lads in […]