• His Pre-season Debut
    So Ibrah fell back His feet cycling in the air Connected and scored
  • Missing
    Has anyone here seen Ronny? R – O double N-Y Has anyone here seen Ronny? Unremarkable He’s as bad as old Zlatan-io Team left on their own-io Has anyone here seen Ronny? Ronny from Portugal
  • Play as a team – haiku
    Individuals Aren’t ever going to beat A togetherness
  • Tadic
    He forgot his shirt And his shinpads, but quickly Remembered to score
  • Festive Fixtures
    This period of festivity Sparked the fans interest For there was a frenzy of activity At the moneymakers request Yet it lacked in its quality When fitness failed the test With bodies running on empty In need of Christmas rest Yes there were games aplenty But no football at its best