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A life at The Lane

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 I have never spent more money,
for so little gain,
than on my years at White Hart Lane.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 I have slept the night outside the stark ground,
In 1981 coughing in the rain,
for tickets to the Replay Final Game.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 I have hidden under an ambulance,
to avoid Chelsea fans,
angry at my friend wearing a tan.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 I have been crushed against the barriers,
pushed around by old-style, old-bill,
and threatened by Millwall fans on the kill.

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 I have suffered diarrhoea until my stomach cried,
From your well-priced rancid pies,
And watched players consumed with ennui.

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 I have bought all of your rainbowed shirts,
embraced their absence of style or team colours,
Just so you can exploit me for another dollar.

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 But I have seen romantic poetry articulated on grass,
Hoddle, Klinsmann, Gazza and Galvin on the wing,
All made the joy-shy years worth living.

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 This once proud postcode housed all my family – long gone,
they cheered the passing of cups and teams,
and all born within the sound of N17.

9 Leave a comment on verse 9 0 For a few extra pounds of filthy loot,
you will take us to Stratford to the rampant shame,
of those who live, riot and worship at White Hart Lane.

Notes

It would be nice if THFC made Tottenham a better place to live than try to run away from it.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/a-life-at-the-lane/