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Beckham Hat-trick

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Santa Cruz
Vera Cruz
Tom Cruise

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Cruz 101
Syracuse
Penelope Cruz

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Caribbean cruise
Boat crews
Cruise missile

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Good job
Daddy doesn’t play
For Plymouth Argyll

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Pity Daddy didn’t
head to Brazil (in bandana) –
driven by the chauff

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 For then I coulda bin : Rio,
Copacabana
Or more likely : Sugar Loaf!

Notes

All joking aside, congrats to a much maligned couple.

David and Victoria Beckham celebrate the birth of their third son,
named Cruz.

What does the future hold?
Will we see Brooklyn and Romeo Beckham
lining up one day for England,
opposite Spain’s Cruz Beckham?

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/beckham-hat-trick/