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Chelsea 6-0 Wolves

Borat Skorbard

Wednesday, September 26th, 2012

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Goal one, a Cahill header opened the fun
Goal two, Bertrand the next of the crew
Goal three, Mata senses a spree
Goal four, a Romeu penalty, his first time hearing the roar!
Goal five, Torres alive!
Goal six, magnetic sticks, Moses parting the sea of defenders
To meet Oscar’s cross
And their heavy loss
Has the Wolves’ tails between their legs
While we welcome, as ‘good eggs’…
Debuts for Lucas Piazon, Marko Marin
And Cesar Azpilicueta (Spanish, no Aztecan llama)
And John Terry plays (between courtroom drama)
The fans show their support, for our JT
And need a moniker for Cesar, I’ll throw in ‘A-zee’

© Borat Skorbard, September 25th 2012

Notes

League Cup, 3rd Round

‘courtoom drama’ : FA hearing goes into day three

JT charged with uttering racial abuse to Anton Ferdinand.

‘A-zee’ (as opposed to ‘A-zed’) too American for some?
Bruce Buck, our club President, is American.

and I see more potential for rhymes with ‘A-zee’!!! 😉

(although ‘crazy’ and ‘lazy’ are already setting alarm bells ringing!!)

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/chelsea-6-0-wolves/