Cliff Jackson – Crystal Palace Gladiator
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At history lessons we’d be taught
of the Viking’s and the Saxon
and when teacher mentioned Romans
we’d all shout out Cliff Jackson.
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“Who the hell’s Cliff Jackson?”
would yell the non pleased educator,
and we’d gleefully tell the story
of the Palace gladiator.
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Born in Swindon in the time of war,
we signed him from Argyll
and on the Palace faithful’s faces
he soon put on a smile.
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Each time Cliff scored a goal
whether by head or either boot
he’d go up to the Palace fans
and give his straight arm up salute.
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And bold Bert Head saw something else
in Cliff’s Jackson’s huge potential
and he moved him inside from the wing
where he was much more influential.
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It was usually Marky Lazurus
who played the role of waiter
as he’d serve up chances on the plate
for our Roman gladiator.
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When we won promotion in 69
each player played their parts
and Cliff finished up with fourteen goals
to top the scoring charts.
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As the players stood in the Old Stand
throwing the fans their shirts and socks,
Cliff Jackson raised his arm aloft,
in the plush directors box.
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He played a year in the First
where he proved his pedigree
but when the legs slowed down a little bit,
he signed up for Torquay.
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So who the hell was Spartacus
and Russell Crowe the impersonator
Cliff Jackson at the Palace
was the only gladiator.
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Modern players like to show,
their taut abs when they score
do silly little somersaults
and slide along the floor.
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You’ve got Trevez with his dummy
you had Gazza with the flute
but none were as good as Jackson
with his straight arm up salute.
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Now Cliff’s not doing too well health-wise
and we wish him all the best
and we look forward to seeing him back at Palace
as Simon’s Jordan’s guest.
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And when he stands out on the Selhurst pitch
and raises that arm up to the crowd,
they’ll hear the roar at Millwall,
the noise will be that loud..
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