Error Terror
¶ 1
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We embrace the foreign coaches
They add something to our game
Ours picked the team each week
I heard him call my name
¶ 2
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I was stunned and yet excited
I ran to fetch my gloves
I was more keen than ready
But I warmed up with the subs
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I’d never made the team before
This was, then, my debut
With no kin present to support me
Enemies would have to do
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As ‘keeper I proved unpopular
Lasting one half between the sticks
By then I’d let in several goals
Plus corners and two spot-kicks
¶ 5
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The coach called me lots of things
Though I understood not one word
It sounded like “Complaint You Slice”
The lads said I misheard
¶ 6
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I tried to stick up for myself
But, like the team, had no defence
“You’re the one who picked me for goal
I didn’t think it made much sense
¶ 7
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I’ve never played for you before
So why pick me today?
I wouldn’t have worn me wellies
If I’d known I was gonna play”
¶ 8
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The coach didn’t stop shouting
Every other word began with ‘F’
He accused me of ignoring orders
(He was purple and short of breath)
¶ 9
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I’ve been around for some time now
You know that Ingle is my name
The coach said ‘Ingle’: I heard “In-Goal!”
To me they were the same
¶ 10
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We all have to start somewhere
I’m not alone in a bad debut
At least in those faraway days
There was nothing like you.tube!
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