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I’m Karen Carney’s boot

paul collins

Tuesday, December 20th, 2005

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 I’m karen carneys boot, and i was sent flying through the sky.
And it was a minor miracle that i missed some poor sods left eye.
I was full of of such excitement, as i’d bagged the winner, then she chucked me in the crowd.
Well that’s gratitude i thought, as i hurtled towards the fans that screamed her name out loud.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Word quickly got round the boot world, kaza didn’t like me, though i didn’t believe the rumour myself.
and now i know it wasn’t personal, as she changed a pair recently at half time, and left the others on the shelf.
you see i got a bit paranoid, why me i thought, so when i found out, i had a little laugh.
I’m told it was against the villa , the first pair weren’t working, so she changed them for the second half.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Well i’m feeling much better now the truth is out, cus i loved kaz and served her with such pride,
And i can once again go out in public, as i no longer feel the need to hide.
You see kaz ain’t no normal player, she’s Englands teenage wing sensation, and she’s also the queen of Brum.
And hopefully she will be donning that blue John Lewis of Solihull shirt for many years to come.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 She’s also talented off the pitch, she’s at university, has dancing lessons, and goes to pottery classes.
But to be fair she’s much better on it, and how i miss making those 40 yard passes.
So best of luck without me mate, and i hear you ladies at Birmingham City are doing better than their men.
And i look forward to the day that we come face to lace, and i can be with you again.

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 By your loyal right boot
Alias The Gabbie Cabbie

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/im-karen-carneys-boot/