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Liverpool 2-2 Chelsea (bitegate)

Borat Skorbard

Monday, April 22nd, 2013

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Wasn’t this game meant to be all about the returnees?
I guess so
Agent Rafa was welcomed back
The masked Torres less so

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 But the headlines were hi-jacked
By a hungry hound
Unwarranted behaviour
Throw him in the pound

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 As for the game?
Oscar scores the opening goal
A neat little header
Will we be on a roll?

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 No, goal two, our ex, Danny Boy
A thorn in our side
Is his entrance
Going to herald a slide?

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Goal three, handball, who else?
Suarez the fool
Up stepped Eden
Hazard Mr Cool

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 And then there’s added bite to the game
No surprise – Luis Suarez was the name
On everyone’s lips
As he smacked his
And then snacked
On Ivo’s arm
Lucky he never chomped on Chopper
Or he’d certainly have come to some harm
Or munched on Hunter
For he’d be one decked little punter
Or tried to feast on ‘Arry Cripps
For he’d certainly have had his chips

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 And so it was all about
‘Chewy Suarez’ on ‘Gnash of the Day’
As this Hannibal, turned cannibal
Please kids – don’t be led astray

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 This is where life’s a bitch
He scores 7 minutes (into 6) of added time
Of course, he shouldn’t have been on the pitch
And leaves me deeply saddened as I rhyme

© Borat Skorbard, April 21st 2013

Notes

OUTRAGEOUS.

As things stand – if you cheat, you prosper.
The FA have to throw the book at him, or else it’ll copied with impunity.

Apparently – *hearsay alert* –

Suarez rang Ivanovic later – not to apologise – but to order a take-away!

Liverpool are ready to accept an offer for him, from Borussia Munchingcentreback

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/liverpool-2-2-chelsea-bitegate/