Ode to Football
¶ 1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
¶ 2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 This is football:
¶ 3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Yes, jumpers for goalposts in your local park
¶ 4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 With the lamp-posts as your floodlights,
¶ 5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 And no-one watching but the stars:
¶ 6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 This is football:
¶ 7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 Where the groundstaff cut grass with a barber’s care
¶ 8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 Where the terraces forever sing hymns to their favourite players:
¶ 9 Leave a comment on verse 9 0 This is football:
¶ 10 Leave a comment on verse 10 0 Hot coffee in the stands on midweek nights
¶ 11 Leave a comment on verse 11 0 This is players squaring up
¶ 12 Leave a comment on verse 12 0 But never actually starting fights
¶ 13 Leave a comment on verse 13 0 This is football:
¶ 14 Leave a comment on verse 14 0 Each battle lasts an hour-and-a-half
¶ 15 Leave a comment on verse 15 0 It’s that war of rival scarves
¶ 16 Leave a comment on verse 16 0 You can fight fair, or plunge to grass –
¶ 17 Leave a comment on verse 17 0 This is football:
¶ 18 Leave a comment on verse 18 0 Imitating that voice that reads Final Score
¶ 19 Leave a comment on verse 19 0 This is transfer-window shopping,
¶ 20 Leave a comment on verse 20 0 It’s Deadline Day on Sky Sports
¶ 21 Leave a comment on verse 21 0 This is football:
¶ 22 Leave a comment on verse 22 0 Last in that half-time queue for the loo then food:
¶ 23 Leave a comment on verse 23 0 This is Sir Geoff Hurst on Wembley’s turf in destiny’s pursuit
¶ 24 Leave a comment on verse 24 0 This is football:
¶ 25 Leave a comment on verse 25 0 Humming Match of the Day’s theme tune as it starts:
¶ 26 Leave a comment on verse 26 0 Keeping your head down from thirty yards, and shivering crossbars:
¶ 27 Leave a comment on verse 27 0 This is football:
¶ 28 Leave a comment on verse 28 0 This is panic,
¶ 29 Leave a comment on verse 29 0 Your defenders scrambling back
¶ 30 Leave a comment on verse 30 0 When they realised the other team sitting deep
¶ 31 Leave a comment on verse 31 0 Was just a trap
¶ 32 Leave a comment on verse 32 0 This is football, this is football:
¶ 33 Leave a comment on verse 33 0 Cracked shinpads and all
¶ 34 Leave a comment on verse 34 0 It’s the innocent protest –
¶ 35 Leave a comment on verse 35 0 It’s the “I barely touched him, ref!”
¶ 36 Leave a comment on verse 36 0 This is football:
¶ 37 Leave a comment on verse 37 0 This is not just 4-4-2 or 4-3-3
¶ 38 Leave a comment on verse 38 0 This is what you do when you go one player down, and then concede
¶ 39 Leave a comment on verse 39 0 This is football:
¶ 40 Leave a comment on verse 40 0 This is that banter you get at away grounds
¶ 41 Leave a comment on verse 41 0 Which when you score that last-minute winning goal
¶ 42 Leave a comment on verse 42 0 Is not so loud
¶ 43 Leave a comment on verse 43 0 This is football:
¶ 44 Leave a comment on verse 44 0 Cup tie:
¶ 45 Leave a comment on verse 45 0 You’ve gone to penalties to sever the knot
¶ 46 Leave a comment on verse 46 0 But your guts are all you’ve got
¶ 47 Leave a comment on verse 47 0 And sudden death now marks the spot:
¶ 48 Leave a comment on verse 48 0 This is football:
¶ 49 Leave a comment on verse 49 0 Not prawn sandwiches
¶ 50 Leave a comment on verse 50 0 You can find it in all languages
¶ 51 Leave a comment on verse 51 0 It’s your spilled pint in the pub
¶ 52 Leave a comment on verse 52 0 When your team goes one-nil up:
¶ 53 Leave a comment on verse 53 0 This is football:
¶ 54 Leave a comment on verse 54 0 This is that fanzine which calls it harsh but fair
¶ 55 Leave a comment on verse 55 0 This is catching coaches, planes and trains since your club needs you there
¶ 56 Leave a comment on verse 56 0 This is football:
¶ 57 Leave a comment on verse 57 0 Practised against the wall, and in the hall
¶ 58 Leave a comment on verse 58 0 It’s those concrete playground moves
¶ 59 Leave a comment on verse 59 0 That have ruined all your shoes:
¶ 60 Leave a comment on verse 60 0 This is football:
¶ 61 Leave a comment on verse 61 0 Lugging your team’s laundry home from Sunday league
¶ 62 Leave a comment on verse 62 0 This is playing online tournaments until sleep intervenes
¶ 63 Leave a comment on verse 63 0 This is football:
¶ 64 Leave a comment on verse 64 0 It’s a very big deal,
¶ 65 Leave a comment on verse 65 0 You can ask Bill Shankly
¶ 66 Leave a comment on verse 66 0 It’s that click-clack of the turnstile,
¶ 67 Leave a comment on verse 67 0 It’s that Gazza-needs-a-hanky
¶ 68 Leave a comment on verse 68 0 This is football:
¶ 69 Leave a comment on verse 69 0 Brought to you by the Football Association
¶ 70 Leave a comment on verse 70 0 Formed in the Tavern of Freemasons
¶ 71 Leave a comment on verse 71 0 One-fifty years in the making
¶ 72 Leave a comment on verse 72 0 This is football:
¶ 73 Leave a comment on verse 73 0 Of all the sports, this is our nation’s favourite
¶ 74 Leave a comment on verse 74 0 And we speak to celebrate it
¶ 75 Leave a comment on verse 75 0 So if you have a drink, please raise it
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