ONE-NIL TO THE ARSENAL
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I bought a dream ticket to see Arsenal play
Up in North London it was a beautiful day
A Scouse got tackled by Ashley Cole
He fell to the ground and just rolled, rolled, rolled
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The referee pulled out a shiny red card
The crowd thought the decision was rather hard
He put the ball on the spot, this guy name Dave
Shot it hard and true but Lehmann saved
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Down to ten men we’ll have to defend
But we’ll need a goal before the end
And I can see in the eyes of the fans in this joint
They won’t settle for anything but those 3 points
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So the Cole attacking option on the left has gone away
For any other team this could prove to be a long long day
Ash isn’t there but come on down Mister Kolo Toure
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The Gunners suffer these harsh calls every now and then
But any other team’s eleven aren’t as good as our ten
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Into stoppage time the visitors think they’ve shut the door
Nil-nil at Highbury is an honorable score
¶ 7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 But every Gooner knows that this result would be poor
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The Arsenal defend deep, now they counter attack
Our captain Vieira hoists the team on his back
He beats a defender and decides to take a crack
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Paddy doesn’t usually over-indulge
But he reaches for the heavens when he sees that net bulge
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These days the score sounds like a farce
But I still love it when it’s one-nil to the Arse
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