SCOLARI 3 – ERIKSSON 0
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Well, that’s it then, for four more years,
We’ve been let down: reduced to tears,
Now we must see some big heads rolling,
Whilst, for Sven, the bell is tolling.
¶ 2
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They’re coming home; they’re coming home,
The England lads are coming home,
St. George’s flags all hanging limply,
Not good enough, to put it simply.
¶ 3
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Some loyal fans believed the hype,
Which, in the end, was seen as tripe,
Exciting football? That it ain’t,
Reminds me just of drying paint.
¶ 4
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For fans supporting ING-ER-LAND,
Much better things they must demand,
We failed to meet our true potential,
Now speedy action’s most essential.
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Under-performance by the team,
Abruptly ends our lovely dream,
The high hopes of the fans left shattered,
Millions of dreams lie torn and tattered,
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As soon as Rooney lost his cool,
Our chance became, well, miniscule,
We’d not be crowned ‘Kings of the Castle,’
Can’t even blame his metatarsal.
¶ 7
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Ronaldo may have been a factor,
And Carvalho, too, ’s a brilliant actor,
But for Rooney there is no excuse,
He must now stew in his very own juice.
¶ 8
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First Beckham’s gone, then Wayne’s red mist,
Could this prove to be the catalyst?
We did see grit and determination,
But it ended in humiliation.
¶ 9
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When it came down to the penalty kicks,
I felt that we’d be knocked for six,
Then we saw great skill and real bravado,
From the Portuguese ‘keeper, Ricardo.
¶ 10
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Our best squad in decades, we’d been told,
But we must improve a hundredfold,
They failed to keep our hopes alive,
Now some must see P45.
¶ 11
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There’ll be lots of tears in Baden-Baden,
In ‘POSH’ shops: clubs: the beer garden,
As the sale of Champagne finally flags,
On the departure of the so-called WAGs. **
¶ 12
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In general I would like to see,
Much greater use of technology,
But just for the doubtful, BIG decision,
Which we clearly see on television.
¶ 13
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The referees’ case I’m not extolling,
For some of them were quite apPOLLing,
But players, too, must take much blame,
Before they ruin this lovely game.
¶ 14
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We must really end this dire charade,
Players waving the imaginary card,
Sometimes for yellow and often red,
We should kill it off, right now: stone dead!
¶ 15
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It doesn’t seem an English failing,
But certainly needs, I’d say, curtailing,
Though some may smile and others bellow,
The guilty players should get a yellow.
¶ 16
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No player should then escape scot-free,
Should he seek to sway the referee,
To pat him on the back: applaud,
Or thank him for a ‘right’ award.
¶ 17
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It could be stopped in the highest quarters,
And would be welcomed by real supporters,
It’s just another form of cheating,
And must be soon made self-defeating.
¶ 18
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But now’s the time we can reflect,
What did you truthfully expect?
It’ll all be back in twenty-ten,
I doubt I’ll be around by then.
¶ 19 Leave a comment on verse 19 0 ———-
¶ 20 Leave a comment on verse 20 0 ** One or two people may still now be aware that WAGs is the term given to the ‘Wives & Girlfriends’ of players.
¶ 21 Leave a comment on verse 21 0 ———-
¶ 22 Leave a comment on verse 22 0 George Kirby
¶ 23 Leave a comment on verse 23 0 (02-07-2006)
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