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Seturday Efternane

Wayne Watson

Monday, February 12th, 2007

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Ah took the wife ti the big geme
Wan Seturday efternane
It wisnae very far ti gane
The Raith were playin` it hame

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 We took oor place behind the goals
The teams were warmin` up
“Kin ah git a cup oh tea” she said
“Am startin ti git fed up”

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 The geme had just got started
The time the wife got back
“Are we the team in red or blue?
An who`s that man in black?”

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 “Why is abdae singin?
When will there be some goals?
Do you think that place ah got ma tea
Will sell some salad rolls?”

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 “There shirts are gittin dirty
Dae they go hame if it rains?
Say they need the toilet
Oh look ! Ah see a train”

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 “Whoo long noo till half time?”
“40 MINUTES”ah replied
“Yer bein awfy quiet
Yi look like you kin cry”

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 “AW RIGHT THAT’S IT AVE HAD ENOUGH
AH MUST ADMIT DEFEAT
WHY DON`T YI TAKE MA WALLET AN
GO SHOPPIN DOON THE STREET”

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 “If your awright about it
Ah might jist sneek awa”
“KIN SOMEONE NO JIST FLUFF A SHOT
AN SKELP HER WI THE BAW”

9 Leave a comment on verse 9 0 NEVER AGAIN

Notes

Took the wife to a Raith Rovers game and she asked so many questions, it will never happen again. I told her she is welcome back, but not to sit anywhere near me!

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/seturday-efternane/