Spacious
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At least we’re consistent
We even lost in Space
We are the Champions by Freddie Mercury
Played ironically at our place
¶ 2
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Our manager is Martian O’Neill
Assisted by Mark Venus
At first we were really good
Honest, you should have seen us
¶ 3
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We had Almunia in goal
A front line of shooting stars
It was just heavenly
‘Til they discovered S p a c e – bars
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We couldn’t play on turf-of-astro
Noughts we had a-plenty
Not on our bank balance needless to say
Squad valued at ten pounds 20
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We came back down to Earth
The situation of gravity
We were beaten by Plutos Eleven
Lost to underdogs on satellite TV
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They brought in cosMick McCarthy
To give them a rocket at half-time
The kit revamped to give them a lift-
off with the old, on with silver and lime
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The pitch was pretty rough
It was full of craters
We lost again convincingly
To maintain relegation status
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Our efforts eclipsed by opposition
Fullbacks half-hearted, nothing new
E.T. stands for extra time
We’ve still got it all to do!
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