Stand-up Comedians
¶ 1
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Stand up, if you hate Man U
Resent all the revenue
It’s not the same now it’s gone all-seater
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¶ 2
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Enjoy biased overview
We used to sway and roll like waves
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¶ 3
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Read it off the autocue
Waves that broke as a goal was scored
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¶ 4
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Encouraged by Special Brew
Crashing on to the concrete beach
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¶ 5
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Mantras and a team tattoo
Then letting the backwash regroup us
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¶ 6
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Heading for Division Two
Carrying bodies back out to sea
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