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They write it down so you can remember

A Sharma

Monday, June 13th, 2005

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check,
Spare ticket available,
check,
sup up the beer,
check,
renegotiate the mortgage,
check,
cash in the savings,
check,
gamble the rest,
check,
pay for available spare ticket,
check,
dabble on the web,
check,
mobile to get,
check,
book the flight on the internet,
check,
sprint to the sports shop,
check,
buy the latest Reboks,
check
insure yourself,
check,
lotus elise,
check,
race it to the airport,
check,
plane is late,
check,
lounge about,
check,
call daughter on new mobile,
check,
don’t forget to buy her a toy,
check,
get on the plane,
check,
drink beer,
check,
drink more beer,
check,
sup up the beer,
check,
one last beer,
check
get escorted off the plane,
check,
taxi to stadium,
check,
drink in the atmosphere,
check,
breathe in the air,
check,
inane grin,
check,
cool shoes,
check,
cool mobile,
check,
plank looking out of place,
check,
footy shirt,
ahhh f…

© A. Sharma (13th June 2005)

Notes

Club Sponsor (sector) £m/Year Expiry Date

Arsenal O2 (telecoms) 5.0 May 2005
Aston Villa DWS (finance) 2.5 May 2005
Birmingham City FlyBe (airline) 0.75 May 2005
Blackburn Rovers HSA (insurance) 1.0 May 2005
Bolton Wanderers Reebok (sportswear) 2.0 May 2005
Charlton Athletic all:sports (sports retailer) 1.1 May 2005
Chelsea Emirates (airline) 6.0 May 2005
Crystal Palace Churchill (insurance) 0.30 May 2006
Everton Chang Beer (brewing) 1.5 May 2005
Fulham dabs.com (electronics) 2.0 July 2005
Liverpool Carlsberg (brewing) 5.0 May 2005
Manchester City Thomas Cook (travel) 1.0 Feb 2007
ManchesterUtd Vodafone (telecoms) 9.4 May 2008
Middlesbrough 888.com (gaming / internet) 1.5 May 2007
Newcastle United Northern Rock (finance) 4.0 May 2006
Norwich City Proton / Lotus (automobiles) 0.35 May 2006
Portsmouth ty (toys) 0.33 May 2005
Southampton Friends Provident (finance) 0.5 May 2006
Tottenham Hotspur Thomson (travel) 2.5 May 2005
West Brom Albion T-Mobile (telecoms) 1.0 May 2006

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/they-write-it-down-so-you-can-remember/