Quiet as a mouse, ordinary football fan, custodian for the Football Poets website
Poems by Clik The Mouse
- New boots, old body
- august August haiku
- red or blue?
- Deadline Day Aug 2018
- 19/05/2018: A Hat-trick of Harry’s!
- Painting a poetic purview?
- Progeny FC
- stinger
- Gigi loves olives but not Oliver! (Bedlam at the Bernabau)
- Ray Wilkins RIP
- Pun ditto
- Anto Neo
- Bad Homework
- Blank.
- It’s a generational thing
- More tomorrows please!
- Nonpareil
- Nortei Nortey
- Fantasy Football – get in!
- The Greatest
- Still dreaming / How on earth?
- Sold a dummy
- Uprising
- CTE
- Word of the day
- King Oz
- Tea nagger
- A Dublin moment
- Don Howe R.I.P.
- Merry Xmas 2015
- The Truce traduced
- Pray for Paris
- Dichotomy
- Destination
- Howard Kendall RIP
- Transfer Deadline day
- For Matt
- Paddy
- survival battle
- not so, Shanks
- Valley prayed 11.05.85
- Tide’s out
- Hillsborough, 26 years later
- Sardines & exotics – goal for the shoal
- out, ouch
- Jonas G returns
- Talisman
- Merry Xmas 2014
- sim yule elation
- Wayne Wordsworth
- Bees haiku
- What you mean to me
- Ali-like
- Jumpers from goalposts
- not anonymous, when you’re eponymous!
- Breaking News from Huddersfield!
- Lord Attenborough CBE, RIP
- JAG, R.I.P.
- Seminal simile season
- A century ago
- If only
- Each to their own
- The Great Escape
- Keano steamo!
- Blog or blag
- Madiba Utd
- A somewhat clearer perspective, not
- Penalty punishes poet
- Only a few games into the season…
- Poetry is….
- dib dib diver
- Working offsite
- Spectrum
- No loyalty
- Did We Really Just Witness That?!?
- The team in strypes
- World Poetry Day
- Escapologist
- No clean sheets here
- Why bother having them?
- Transfer widow
- Merry Christmas, 2012
- Unbelievable tekkers!!!!!
- ‘Arry dumped
- Getting used to it!
- Drogba: out on a high
- The way it feels / Cheshire Cat
- !!!!! CL haiku !!!!
- The agonising wait….
- #sogladimnotaUtdfan!
- GLT – again!
- Dream on!
- Celebrating (and ready and waiting!)
- Put so eloquently / so pleased to hear
- Half way there!
- Tie-tannic
- Abandoned
- super stission
- Wall pass
- A Prayer for Fabrice
- Draw distraction
- Roberto glee Matteo
- In the presence of greatness
- Apologies for outage
- The Handshake That Never Was
- Revolving doors
- Stampede
- Semiotic
- If only …
- Christmas Day Truce, 1914
- Merry Christmas, 2011
- Socrates R.I.P.
- Jumpers 4 Goalposts 0
- Footballing days of the week
- Right back nomenclature
- THE Return
- ‘Sepp tick’ vote
- In praise of President O’Bama’s positivity
- The dreaded ‘R’ word
- Royal Blue
- og ug
- tying the knot haiku
- United in grief
- 96 haiku
- Emotional rollercoaster
- Talk about letting down your team
- The toughest job in football?
- I don’t want to …..
- Sky humble pie
- Cacti fans
- Merry Christmas, 2010
- 12 Days of Christmas
- The clarity of parity?
- Wayne’s Whirled
- For Eoin Howe
- An ode to the muse
- Immunity Shield
- Tree of friendship and respect
- Ever play this game?
- Celebr8
- Just the who of us
- Wordsmirth – tackling writer’s block
- From nowhere
- ode to oh no
- pulling the fans in
- pilfering poet
- can or cant?
- 1914, the game of truce
- Christmas 2009
- Three Lamps
- TBL
- nil tilled
- the Hand of Hurt
- Brinksmanship…
- Dreams
- Robert Enke R.I.P.
- Archie Baird RIP
- weekend highlights
- Naughty, Bill
- Olé o nay
- Sin miedo
- mixed metascores
- Roll the credits
- instructing the OB crew
- even to this day …
- pack up your troubles
- nags and nagging doubts
- oh to win again
- stunning sunset
- velocipede
- there’s a Seagull somewhere
- forget football?
- Is this a poem?
- The Apprentice Poet
- Writer’s block tackle
- 2 chances
- Guess who?
- A respected journalist asked …
- 96 lost
- Good Kop, bad cop
- Empty seats – the 96 legacy
- We’re different – because we do, but in general …
- Beware the Ides of March
- Up there with the best of them (not)
- Foolish
- Not Neighbours
- Football fans have different priorities
- Quantum leap
- bad form
- The Commons touch
- Half time public exposé
- Merry Christmas, 2008
- Emmanuel & the unmannerly
- Prem jem
- Going Green?
- 5-a-low
- Bring back Milton
- 5-a-high
- Handcuffs wrong
- Kick It Out
- We want Change!
- Not quite Hastings
- Ex Officio
- Park the bus
- Jimmy Sirrel, R.I.P.
- The time is nigh!
- Missquotes
- Yet another Saturday with no football
- Big filip!
- Lack of atmosphere
- Gutted
- the tension’s killing me!
- It always happens when you’re not at your pc!
- Tommy Burns, R.I.P.
- We are not a muso!
- careful underfoot
- Daylight robbery (under floodlights)
- 96 tears
- Gran, Gnash ’n all
- Sound bites
- Ist ein bull? Nein.
- Perspective
- Unto the world
- Call My Bluff
- Knight-hood-winked
- shock horror
- Impressive – says I
- keepy up – and not just for appearances sake
- 50 years on …
- Irish Italian footballing lexicon
- Munich, Feb 6th 1958
- Munich anniversary and deaths on the day
- good luck Havant!
- Chelsea reach another Carling Cup final
- show me the way to win at home
- Is this the way it’s going?
- Bury it!
- Phil O’Donnell, 1972 – 2007
- Happy New Year 2008
- Happy Christmas 2007
- Milestone
- Stan stunted
- Mark Clattenburg’s Merseyside nightmare
- True Gods and bettering myself
- Oh how fickle are we? ;-)
- Crossing the rubicon
- Apology not required
- Ian Porterfield, R.I.P.
- Agony and ecstasy
- Pavarotti, R.I.P.
- There is no …
- friendly ire
- My passion
- Derby Twice
- The legerdemain of laces
- Before the season starts
- Regicide
- It could all hinge on one dodgy decision …
- A victory please, but better still …
- For Madeleine and her family
- heartbreak haiku
- Ball of fun
- élan Hansen
- My two grans could’ve done better (Anne ‘n Dora)
- Et tu
- Celery – sticks of dynamite?
- Timelord
- Every team has one
- Ossie remembered
- On excluding black bosses…
- About your kit …
- D.I.Y.
- First Time Remembered
- That’s all you ever think about …
- Season’s Greetings 2006
- Fifteen minutes of fame, per game (Supersub)
- HIV FC
- To George, with love
- Ferenc Puskas R.I.P.
- Potted dreams
- Not for neophobiacs – or is it?
- Two years on, walk on
- Inspiration (albeit poppycock)
- Some1
- Zokora zonked
- The Redgrove Shuttle
- Dylanesque
- Zeus alors!
- What is this football poetry website?
- Pre-season – so many questions
- One for Lynne Truss
- Hand of God
- If I was …
- John Lyall, R.I.P.
- Opening account haiku
- Decay
- It’s all lost on me!
- The mind buggles
- Crying into my beer
- Python meat
- Peter Osgood, R.I.P.
- But is it art?
- England slam British manager
- Ron Greenwood R.I.P.
- Sven’s it all going to end?
- robbin’ Robben with rules
- Traffic standstill
- FA Cup 3rd Round, 2006
- This could be our year
- Homage
- Season’s Greetings
- Thomas the tank Engine & the Essien Express
- Squished eggs
- Positive Ability
- Doughty Tomass’s no more
- Kean-o, there’s only none Kean-o
- Remembrance Day 2005
- Unpleasant type
- From Rosa Parks to football parks
- Arsenal’s NEW all time top scorer
- Sweep
- finger of fun
- Return of the saviours
- Stein for Brazil?
- Millwall v Iran : cancelled, post 7/7
- blasted, 7/7
- Your story. Our story.
- Five ring flag
- Tackling the tour (and Cancer)
- Zola : A legend retires
- Rolling pin reception (fortunately the wife likes tennis)
- Unfortunate soubriquet
- What the ….
- Thighs of Thunder Haiku
- Gorged …..
- Champions League Immortals
- Swatty Motty
- FA Cup final illogical footprint
- Down, in the country
- Dogfight III & IV
- Dogfight I & II
- It Ain’t Over, Until …..
- Labouring the point?
- For Sale
- old codgers FC
- God’s goalkeeper
- Hot legs
- Loony Toons
- This ol’ man is no football curmudgeon
- Wayne – anger management – never the twain?
- Howlers
- Owed to Football
- Football’s most wanted
- Chelsea 4 Barcelona 2
- Hallucinations and beetroot faces
- Done Deal Haiku?
- Football For Hope
- St Valentine’s Day Massacre
- Beano – there’s only none Beano
- Get the message?
- Real Survival
- Last night, in the old house
- Nature’s forces of good and evil
- Jump Britain
- The goal that wasn’t (beggars belief)
- A (c)rhyme for Christmas
- Xmas : knitted goalposts
- Transfer Talk
- Out of respect
- The big C
- Ceasefire, Christmas 1914 Haiku
- points deducted : the announcement
- It’s just like watching Braz…. well, maybe not
- The perfect poet (as footballer)
- Objectives & Goals
- In tune
- History Repeats Itself
- Wholly Trinity
- Justice for Junichi
- Terrain of terror transposed
- Emlyn Hughes, Crazy Horse
- York sack Brass after poor start
- Pickled poems
- Bushwhacker
- Crossing the Threshold of Hope as we take to the pitch
- two and twenty flak nerds baked in a tie
- Soupgate
- John Peel, RIP
- Bill Nick, RIP
- Rime not rhyme
- hunting mercilessly for points
- Roar emotion
- What Cloughie would have done with this football poem
- Lunchtime stroll …
- Kick him out – apologies are not enough
- El Pibe d’Oro (the child of Gold)
- Aspirations
- Rooney’s Champions League Debut
- Running down the clock
- Brian Clough OBE RIP
- spry sprigs
- Another Larsson Goal at Celtic Park
- Watching poet
- Shocking Reminder
- Franchise Football, 2004
- Right wing / Left wing
- Jesus and football
- Meaning
- Blessing in disguise?
- @ close range
- Time for another ‘Team Effort’?
- Ferdinand
- Danger in the box
- Dreamland to Nightmaresville
- Dream catcher
- Lessons to be learned
- Unattainable Irish Proverb
- Andy Reid, Nottingham Forest & Ireland
- Roy’s Return
- The worst rhyming poem ever?
- They said it could never be done ….
- Irish tv panel’s view of Chelsea’s exit
- o.g. abc
- stay of execution
- Wooden’t make it – failed football dreams
- Chelsea beat Arsenal … finally
- Football Poet’s Nightmare
- Chelsea Z to A (bring back Zola!)
- Spotted in the personal ads
- Events of March 11th 2004
- Tears before bedtime
- Holocaust Day
- whipping boy (undeserved)
- I wanna be
- Samba soccer by the Liffey
- Fruity FA Cup results
- Opposites attract
- The Big Kick off
- Merry Christmas poem
- Fatalistic fan
- For my children
- Swing low – Rugby glee
- Russia 0 Wales 0 – A Regret
- Singing the Blues
- If only verdant, instead of Verdun
- Football Poets team by rote
- smelly atmosphere
- tricky winger wordplay
- Savaged by the referee!
- FA Cup minnows
- new season on it’s way!
- quick quiz
- the curse o’ Andy D’Urso
- eat, drink football
- Premiership Priory
- FA Cup Final 2003 – a personal view
- space : crying into his beer
- space : the final front tier
- Utd & Arsenal, neck and neck 2003
- green fingers : stemming the tide of tortuous tat
- when you just hit that rhythm (a coach’s canon)
- Imagine…
- Losing sleep : BST
- Clik on tour (3) : Football in southern India
- Clik on tour (1) : Edison’s testimonial
- Clik on tour (4) : Missing, inaction
- Clik on tour (5) : Fergie outpecs Becks
- Clik on tour (2) : So close to war (literally)
- Woeful Wanderers, wish for Beowulf
- It’s a fix, if it ain’t 66
- Gael Force Eleven
- Different Game Altogether
- Top Ten Britons
- Take the train
- a pacifist gives thanks … and prays
- The first to know
- black and white
- LETS KICK IT OUT
- Kick it out acrostic (2)
- Keane v McCarthy
- Kick it out acrostic
- watching football : what do you actually see?
- Good Footballers Here
- A cursory ode on hearing the withdrawal of Gerrard and Dyer
- Spike
- Good Footballers Here
- Zola Goala
- Unwinese
- Left back, in the dressing room
- Doobs, not boobs
- Limerick keeper : a hat-trick of limericks
- Limerick keeper limerick
- Minimum one line reference to football
- Keepers ball !
- the ol’ sod
- One Day In Life
- The Burningfan 6
- Assault and Battery
- Patrick the Hat-trick and the light of my life
- Ravanelli
- Fantasy Foolball
- Peter Schmeichel
- Coloured
- Net one, pearl one
- Simply Socker
- Oh go on then, one about Cantona
- Close season / Cave dwellers
- Welcome, Earthlings
- Roy Keane
- Goal(den) Wonder
- EUFA Cup 2001
- Fatneck
- Yorkie
- Famous Singer?
- South erm, soft tease (part 1)
- South erm, soft tease (part2)
- Daveed
- Verse 4 Merse
- Sacha Dispel
- Jimmi
- Men In Black
- Posh Spouse
- Copenhagen
- Demise Of The Dons
- The Impossible Task
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7th August 2018 at 2:43 pm
Looking forward to welcoming Wolves to the King Power Stadium this season… where hopefully we will beat you! 😉 But truthfully welcome back to the top division! – Paul
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22nd July 2018 at 12:05 pm
Hi Crispin,
Many thanks for that. I’ve actually changed it back because I feel the more ridiculous it looks, the more Ogden Nash it is! My own personal choice, others may disagree. But I appreciate the thought. Cheers
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20th July 2018 at 6:49 am
Great poem Peter .I’ ve mucked about with the way it appears on the page if you don’t like it let me know.
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19th July 2018 at 5:19 pm
Nash’s genius?
How about the Pele of poets?!!! 😉
absolutely lovin’ it!
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19th July 2018 at 2:21 pm
Sorry everyone. Away on holidays and not very good at the computer stuff anyway.
I had thought I was commenting on Verse 2, Lines 3 and 4. The whole poem is done in rhyming couplets – I was merely commenting on the fact that the rhyme there / disappeared sticks out like a sore thumb!!
Nothing to do with black and white!
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15th July 2018 at 5:31 am
no sadly…it’s my good mate Fred Chance…Sharon..great live music pub…in our village..
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13th July 2018 at 9:04 pm
Big Yin! Is that Sir Billy Connolly far left on the main picture?
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13th July 2018 at 5:20 pm
i should say so!
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13th July 2018 at 4:33 pm
at least the waistcoat is coming home then? 😉
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11th July 2018 at 10:48 pm
is this being seen (wrongly i think) as a representation of the old minstrels show?
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