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When Crouch will score

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 In off his bum
he’ll leave us numb.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 In off his little toe
he’ll end his woe.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 In off his big ear
— It’s a goal, clear?

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 In off his nose
— to beak it, over everyone he rose!

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 In off his sacroiliac
— he’s a Scouser, now, Wack!

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 In off his liver
he’ll be a giver, for us at Liverpool.

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 When Crouch will score
the Kop will roar

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 and we’ll start to see what Peter’s for
when Crouch will score

9 Leave a comment on verse 9 0 Christopher T. George

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/when-crouch-will-score/