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Why’d You Knock Us Out Ralphy!

kevin john patrick raymond

Tuesday, May 3rd, 2005

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Jose, your north and south*
Is becoming so uncouth
The best team got beat? Yeah right!
Try being gracious in defeat!

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Over two games we had one shot
Which is really not that hot
Considering that Didier Drogba
Cost an awful lot

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Fair play to Liverpool
They’re off to Istanbul
Ralphy and his boys
Deserve all credit to the full

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Benitez found us out
You should be in no doubt
That over the two legs
We did nothing
At all to shout about

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Sometimes its that way
No matter what you say
It happens you just might not score
If you were there all day

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 So good luck to Liverpool
As you go to Istanbul
Win the cup and hoist it up
As European champions entrall!

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 peace

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 * cockney slang for mouth

© kjp raymond 2005

Notes

Well done the Reds and Good luck to you all in Istanbul! No matter what our supremo Mourinho says about possesion, you can have as much of that as you like but if you don’t put that round thing in the onion bag you don’t win games, Liverpool did and we didn’t simple really isn’t it?

peace.

kev.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/whyd-you-knock-us-out-ralphy/