The New Age Football Team from Nailsworth
Yeah we’re the New Age football team from Nailsworth
the club who like to play with ev’rything
who never make team changes ‘til they have to
and only when they’ve checked with the I Ching*
and maybe it sounds funny
and might to some seem strange
but we get changed with greenery around us
to help us chill each week before the game
and after one or two defeats
to help us lift the gloom
we listen to whale-music
in our dressing room
where the baths are scented lavender
there’s Tai Chi at half time
it stops us being aggressive
beyond the half-way line
sustainable and changeable
one world one team one aim
one pint of cider vinegar
just before each game
and an owner so alternative
he never wears a suit
they say one day he might have left
a crystal in each boot
and took us off to Avebury
the atmosphere’s so fine
we jog among corn-circles
it helps us to unwind
the boots the kit they’re hand-washed in Ecover
we only drink spring water ev’ry day
we love to hang our wind-chimes on the crossbar
the game’s moved on so much in ev’ry way
our goalie he’s a vegan
he watches what he eats
he likes to wear loose clothing
on Yoga type retreats
his style is based on Buddha
he’s calm serene and true
he smiles upon the goal-line
as every ball goes through
our back four they’re all chanting
the Krishna way they play
and our full back’s like Saint Francis
he gives everything away
and the match itself is meaningless
and every Saturday
we prefer to see the game
in a much deeper way
’cause we’re the new age football team from Nailsworth
we’re learning how to make the game more green
we meditate together in the hot tub
it’s great for getting close within the team
we’ve learnt so much about deep-rooted anger
before each game we switch off we lie down
because we like to sense the vibe between each other
and feel the energy at every football ground
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24th October 2026 at 2:31 pm
Ha!! Just brilliant! I can hear this being sung. So funny!
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24th October 2026 at 2:28 pm
I love this verse as I know exactly that feeling of living in a fantasy while kicking the ball as a kid. Makes me wonder what fantasy world professional players live in when they dribble, pass and shoot? Hopefully it’s doesn’t always feel like routine job fired them
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28th July 2026 at 9:40 pm
Hi Denys. Thanks for your kind words. I could have mentioned Dixie Dean but decided not to.
Best wishes, mate
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26th July 2026 at 3:47 pm
Great knowledge of Everton history, Joe.
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23rd July 2026 at 6:54 pm
Hi Jason,
Sorry I forgot to congratulate you on your excellent poem as well.
Keep well
Joe
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23rd July 2026 at 6:43 pm
Hi Jason,
Thanks so much for your kind words about Kevin Keegan, a footballer of legendary status and deeply missed.
Best wishes
Joe
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23rd July 2026 at 12:01 pm
Thank you, Crispin. I will defo encorage my bunch to contribute and will of course clear it with staff room.
Many thanks
Jase
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22nd July 2026 at 6:48 pm
Great poem Jase.
You are a man of my own heart …
And great to hear that you your students poems from our site.
Keep on and more please
if ever some of your students write anything suitable for here and most importantly they give you permission to publish them, you can always do so under your name referencing their names and the school..and year.
Best Crispin
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22nd July 2026 at 10:29 am
I think this is best thing I have read so far about the legend. Thanks
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22nd July 2026 at 10:22 am
One of the greats, inspired my generation of school kids in the 80s
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