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Clippety Klopp

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Clippety clippety Klopp,
The Germans are no longer top.
With Nagelsmann they’re down the pan,
Clippety clippety Klopp.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Tikety tikety tok,
They’re numb, in a state of shock.
And Julian’s not the right man,
Tikety tikety tok.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 They need a New Manager Bounce,
If not they will always get trounced.
And who might that new man be?
Clippety clippety Klopp!

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 30/6/2026
Denys E. W. Jones

Notes

Tuesday 29th June 2026 Germany beaten by Paraguay in a penalty shootout. Don’t worry, Germany, I hear the sound of hooves – a Saviour is on his way astride a white horse. This is based on the nursery rhyme Hickory Dickory Dock.

Source: https://footballpoets.org/poems/clippety-klopp/