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Excuse me mate, could you show me
The way to the ‘Sports Direct Arena’
I’m from down the smoke you see
And I’ve never ever been there.
My big pal Mikey went and bought it
Then cor blimey changed It’s name
Mike’s a diamond cockney geezer
Who would put ‘Del Boy’ to shame.
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Well ah div’int knaa what yer on aboot
There’s nee such place aroond here
Why not ask at ‘The Strawbwerry’
They might treat you to a beer.
And see that big lad ower there
He took the letters doon
And he still carry’s the crowbar with him
For protection aroond the toon.