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Kevin.

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Kevin Davies
what a hero
a modern character in the game
more yellow cards than the rest of the league put together
more fouls than Bernard Matthews chicken factory
more yawn factor than I can be bothered
to think of a simile,
he was going to lean on the Red defence
those young and experienced
stood no chance
how did it go?
well done, Kevin
he cleverly broke an opponent’s foot
got a yellow card (never)
his hundreth
substituted (before he got red)
was rubbish
forgot to take a shot
on the losing side
5 – 0 it was
what a guy
Bolton,
put him on the bonfire.

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