life begins at 0-4

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 the groundsmen gave the pitch a flooding*,
man ure gave us a right drubbing.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 90 minutes of pure hell,
and we got Lehmann in goal aswell.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 petulance, ill-discepline,
tactically trying not to win?**

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 the defenders should be shot dead,
just not by eduardo who missed with his head.

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 lets just keep our heads up while we still can,
and bring on the next game – AC MILAN!



* must have. did you see how waterlogged the pitch was? sure it was sabbotage just to stop our normal precise passing game, the type certain teams are incapable of…

**what with our involvement in REAL competitions such as the premiership and champions league.

oh yeah our injury list currently reads:
Johan Djourou (groin), Robin van Persie (thigh), Abou Diaby (calf), Manuel Almunia (sick), Denilson (hamstring), Tomas Rosicky (hamstring), Theo Walcott (thigh), Alex Song (muscular) and Bacary Sagna (personal reasons).

and our injured bench: Philippe Senderos (knee), Gael Clichy (hamstring) and Emmanuel Adebayor (hamstring).

Source: https://footballpoets.org/poems/life-begins-at-0-4/