No Pie, No Lie
¶ 1
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I’ve had my dreams smashed on posts
Seen points stolen by fortunate hosts
Last minute robbery
Prawn sandwich snobbery
But I’ve never eaten a pie at a match
¶ 2
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Jaundiced efforts by cowardly hearts
I’ve witnessed the whole team fall apart
Dramatic comebacks
Disbelief of the facts
But I’ve never eaten a pie at a match
¶ 3
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I’ve been soaked to the skin
And seen the odd win
I’ve sang my heart out in the Barclay
I’ve suffered defeat and muttered darkly
But I’ve never eaten a pie at a match
¶ 4
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I’ve seen a twenty one man melee
I’ve enjoyed watching Cantona play
Bantered with programme sellers
Argued with a ban on umbrellas
But I’ve never eaten a pie at a match
¶ 5
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I’ve smirked at pitch invading streakers
Struggled to stay awake at bleak mid-weekers
I’ve done Mexican waves
Watched world-class saves
But I’ve never eaten a pie at a match
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