Our striker comes from Toys R Us
Our goalie B & Q
Our midfield lads a pick and mix
From a car boot sale in Crewe!
Our gaffa comes from PoundStretcher
Our chairman down from SKY
Our defence a flat back four
Intact from MFI!
Our defenders come from Argos
On loan to Inter-Matalan
And ASDA gave us GEORGE for free
Can he kick it? YES HE CAN!