Vegetable plot.

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Fancy throwing celery
What’s that all about ?
This would never happen in the North
It would have to be down South.
Fancy throwing celery
To us Northerners a waste
Stick it in your pan of broth
It helps enhance the taste.



And we used to think throwing mars bars at Gazza was a waste of money.

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